This week’s update is embarrassing, to say the least! I mean, I’m *so* sure. I was waiting in the hotel room for my niggahs Aries and Skinny to show up, and to tell you the truth, I was very horny. See, I had only met Slim a few hours earlier in the parking lot, and I could tell, just by looking at him, that he was *hung*. This comes from years of sizing up men…I do it two ways, really: the size of your hands, and how tall *and* skinny you’re! Well, Slim has BOTH big hands and is tall AND skinny! Now, add in what I call the “negro factor” (2 – 4 inches usually) and it’s BONUS TIME! Well, these 2 colored boys busted in on my getting “ready” for my scene (wink, wink) and we just went right at it. Aries is a solid 8″…so when I whipped out Slim’s 11 inch package, my legal age teenager eyes just about exploded right out of their sockets! Hee hee! And the creaming those two niggahs gave me put me right into Black Heaven! Enjoy!!