It is official! I’m preggy! That is right — I’m a knocked up slut. And we all know I am carrying a black man’s baby! Who’s? I have NO idea! I mean I go through a list during this week’s update, and if you wanna e-mail me any names I might have skipped, go ahead. What news! I’m knocked up by the Black Dude! I am so horny!! I can not wait to tell everyone I know! Even my boyfriend! He’s white, and this fella pays my bills and takes me shopping and lets me please myself with the black fellow. Now he’ll have another one to take care of! And why not convert another bitch in my circle? Leah stops by, and when it is all said and done, she’s converted, too! I mean that’s exciting enough…but wait. Over the next while you’ll get to watch my tummy grow and grow! And I’ll be calling them all over, one at a time, to break the news! It is have to be so much fun!!! You are so lucky to be a member! XOXO — Ruthie